Jimmytheloch

I must be retarded, I can’t figure out how to leave comments on people’s blog posts.  I see other people leaving comments, but how do I?  Am I alone on this one?  Magnets, how the fuck do they work?

Elvish cunt butter

Use my face as your bread

Spread yourself evenly

There are no steaks involved for a job well-done

I want to taste fantasy

Swim in the glaze that stretches from mouth corners to respective ears

I’ll be your pleasure culprit

Even though I can’t tell if you’re an Elf or a Vulcan

Speak dirty Sindarin to me

Elvish cunt butter is the main ingredient to dissipate my former bitterness

Your mischievous clitoris gets pussy whipped by my tongue’s surface 

I lose pink inches in your fun tunnel

To be cumtinued…

I floss with seaweed and brush my teeth with coral reef

Fully submerged with deathly urges to search sunken pirate ships

I wouldn’t make it a fraction of the way before panicking and flailing to the surface

Gasping for numerators

I see corpses beneath seahorses

Try to breath like a finless porpoise

The water eats tourists and sharks guard where the morgue is

Liquid dwellers don’t pay a mortgage  

There’s no land shortage, waterways support us

DRUNK SEXTION

Bulbous poems lift up totems erected, earnest goes to camp

Purchase a solar lamp, tackle polar bears and launch mortar flares

Armed with whips and chairs to tame lions

Same appliance

Split DNA strands, summon Efrit’s double helix

I come equipped with jungle twine

What the fuck happened to water references?

It’s similar, just different rendering

When structures crumble it’s negative skin off my back

I get tricked into yawning

Then stick to building like retractable awnings

This is fun.